Love Squirts...

well, if you wanted a "personal" blog from me, i'd say this is pretty personal. ; )

as i'm sure most of you know, I'm getting ready to shoot the next TWO instructionals for my series "jessica drake's Guide to Wicked Sex"- G Spot and Female Ejaculation and Anal Play for Men. as some of you may NOT know, i do 100% of these myself. the writing, the research, the casting, budget, catering, scheduling, paperwork, etc. i'm not looking for any "atta boys" for this, i just want to explain how hands-on i am with this line- pun intended, i suppose.

the ones i've done so far- Fellatio, Basic Positions, Anal Sex, Female Masturbation, and Threesomes- are things i have lots of personal experience in, and lots of knowledge about. however, although i have, on VERY few occasions "squirted", i've never done it to myself...and certainly not for lack of trying.

this seemed slightly hypocritical to me. how can i teach women how to give themselves G Spot orgasms if i can't do it? so the quest began...

obviously i understand the mechanics. i know what goes where. i can FIND my G Spot, i just can't work my own magic on it, but i sure tried. i tried fingers, toys, things that vibrated, things that didn't. i just couldn't. i think the harder i tried, the harder it got to reach my goal. i was getting frustrated, i began to sympathize with blue balls.

until a few days ago... i was driving my car and out of the blue i thought about the last time i squirted- how i wasn't TRYING to, i had no idea i was going to, it just happened. i was SO turned on by what was going on, my body just took over my brain and i had one of my strongest G Spot orgasms ever- and a blended orgasm. or 4. i came so hard that i was sore from it. the good kind of sore that reminds you what you've been up to.

i got home and still thinking about that, i got out a few toys that are always at arm's reach in my nightstand and came in about 45 seconds. then i did it again, about 2 minutes later. after that, i grabbed a G Spot toy that i had recently picked up at a convention. (somewhere in here i had the presence of mind to grab some towels) and i tried it out. i had just gotten off so hard and so fast right before that, i wasn't really thinking about getting off...

AND THEN I DID.

i'm more of a "gusher" than a projectile squirter, but let's just say it's a great thing those towels were there, or i would have been sleeping in the wet spot that night. it was awesome. it's not something i'd do all the time, but it was one of those outstanding Os. i felt so accomplished- which is how i hope lots and lots of women will feel after experiencing their first G Spot orgasm watching this next instructional.

just keep lots of towels nearby.
and perhaps a squeegee.


xoxo,
j

West Palm Beach

                     Come see me & satisfy your lap... do you want the secret word? Whisper "WICKED" in my ear for a FREE gift!

CHEERLEADERS, PITTSBURGH PA

see. i promised details in another blog entry...
mark your calendars! 

Come meet me at CHEERLEADERS and get up close and personal... i'll be doing a show on Thursday and 2 shows on both Friday and Saturday. it's a perfect chance to meet me, get lots of FREE stuff, buy DVDs and Polaroids, PLUS get me on your lap for a World Famous Lapdance.

and that's not all... on May 10th, come help celebrate Cheerleaders 3rd Anniversary Party along with yours truly, Lisa Lisa, Naughty by Nature, and Clinton Sparks.


if you come to Cheerleaders and mention that you're a reader of my blog, just say the words "go team WICKED!" and get a special free gift- AND i might bring you up onstage with me. i'm not responsible for your dry cleaning bill, though. ; )




xo,
j

how YOU doin?

it seems like lately the personal blogs i'm writing are apologies for not writing personal blogs more often, but honestly, i have more irons on the fire than, well... not sure if i have a suitable analogy for that one. let's just say i'm busy as usual, and half of what i'm working my ass off on, i can't even tell you about until the official press release goes out. just know that it'll be worth the wait. THREE big things are coming soon. ; )

baltimore was a BLAST. dancing at Fantasies for you guys was awesome, i'm impressed with how many people were saying that they read this blog, listen to my podcast, listen to my radio show on Sirius. i love meeting you guys in person. next week i'll be in Pittsburgh at Cheerleaders, and then the following week, i'll be at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach. i'll post the details on another blog for you.

i did something this week that i'm really proud of. a few of you may already know about it, and tonight i gave up some hints on my podcast, which you can download from iTunes or right HERE. in the ever so thrilling world of podcasting, we got our first paid sponsor. yay us!! (now go buy their product.)

i'm getting ready to shoot two of my instructionals, so i'm doing a ton of research and writing, casting, budgeting, and shoot schedules. These are two i'm REALLY excited about...Anal Play for Men and GSpot/Female Ejaculation. just did a photoshoot for the whole line as well, i'm about to announce the launch of the website to go with the series... check it out here & let me know what you think.

on a side note, though i am an occasional squirter, i cannot seem to do it to myself... only with a partner. i have reached this conclusion through hours of strenuous "research", which is what i call what happened right before i took an hour-long "accidental" nap today...but hey, it's all just homework for my next instructional.

PERFECT excuse.

xo,
j

TOMORROW NIGHT-MIB A Hardcore Parody LIVE XXX Chat!

LOS ANGELES, CA – (APRIL 27, 2012) – Something Wicked this way comes! While the release of Brad Armstrong’s blockbuster spoof Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody may still be several weeks away, four of the mega-production's hottest stars – Wicked Girls jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue and AVN Best Actress India Summer – are treating www.wicked.com  subscribers to an intimate, highly interactive and 100%live web event Monday night, April 30th at 8:00 PM ETZ.  Free for all site members, this sexy, high-tech experience will see the ladies joined by actor / filmmaker Armstrong and popular performer Eric Masterson.

From exciting clips that showcase the movie’s intense sensuality and state-of-the-art special effects, to a 100% live and truly out-of-this-world orgy, jessica, Kaylani, Alektra and India will give viewers a comprehensive tour through every erotic aspect of Armstrong’s latest big-budget spectacular. 

Much more than a mere webcam show, Monday night's event is being shot in true HD by a professional camera crew, giving lucky www.wicked.com members unprecedented intimacy with the Wicked brand and priceless direct access to jessica, Kaylani, Alektra and India. 

Revealing question and answer sessions, fun games and exciting viewer request segments will be punctuated by the kind of hardcore mayhem that only the Wicked Girls can deliver. The night will also include an exclusive trivia contest, giving site members an exclusive opportunity to compete for exciting prizes.

At press time, Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody’s online debut is scheduled for May, with the DVD release following in early June. 

But thanks to Monday night's live spectacular, www.wicked.com members will be the first viewers anywhere to experience the excitement, humor and boundless sensuality of the blockbuster production that's destined to be this year's most talked-about parody. ###

About Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody - Wicked Pictures and award winning director Brad Armstrong are proud to present Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody. Join the aliens and MIB personnel you know and love on an intergalactic adventure that's sure to tickle more than just your funny bone. Ride along as Agents J and K track down Estrella (jessica drake) an insatiable Vaginian who is snatching up female humans and aliens to use as breeding stock. Put your shades on and get ready to help save the universe. With its incredible cast, amazing special effects, intense sex and laugh-out-loud humor, Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody is sure to become an instant parody classic. Get ready for the best new adult movie this side of the Milky Way!

Cast: jessica drake, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, India Summer, Isis Taylor, Mia Lelani, Misty Stone, Nicole Aniston, Eric Masterson, Ethan Hunt, Jack Vegas, Marco Rivera, Tommy Gunn, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus and James Bartholet.

What you missed last night...

FANTASIES was crazy!
Thanks to everyone that came out- all my special peeps & my future special peeps. I made a lotta laps happy & tonight I'm gonna do it one more time...
Come see my last 2 shows, & the special deal stands- whisper "wicked" in my ear, get a FREE GIFT.

xo
j

FANTASIES

Here's a glimpse of me onstage at Fantasies in Baltimore last night...if you missed it, you still have tonight & Saturday, and I'll even do something special for you guys- if you come in either night & whisper "wicked" to me, I'll give you a FREE gift.

Because I love ya... ; )